When I was a little kid I thought micro film was a small black vinyl-like pouch the size of a quarter that cold fit a massive amount of newspaper records inside. Sort of like the cartoon black hole from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very pliable and sort of magically bending physics. I’d misunderstood a books [...]
I had to call 911 3 hrs ago because a homeless woman slashed a homeless mans throat outside my bedroom window. With a bottle from my recycling. A cop car drove past and shone a spotlight so the man stood up and drunkenly waved and staggered around for a moment so the cop left. The [...]
If you do it wrong you could do time. But if you do it right it is sublime…
Sometimes I wish I had the deepest, smoothest baritone. The kind of voice that soothed and took everyone to a happy place. A voice that makes you smell woody things. A nice deep Burl Ives kind of voice [...]
So months ago Donatello Vincenze and I were at a liquor store getting provisions for a house party. Sometimes we like to throw in a few mudslides or wine coolers into the bundle for jokes. On this night I grabbed three peach wine coolers because they were on sale and even more budget looking than [...]